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The Patient
Condition:
Recovering. Stinky (confirmed)
Allergies:
Silence
Bonk risk:
High
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Yap battery:
70%
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Drive-by yap (15 min)
Standard yap (30 min)
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Purpose of visit
Yapping
Receiving bonks
Stink inspection
DC delivery
Silent sitting
Stink self-assessment:
3/10
Mildly gym bag
Bonk tolerance
Gentle tap only
Standard bonk
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